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  • An Interview with Poet of Theater

    The Editors
    1/16/2026

    In third grade, I was getting into too many fights and was made to spend recess in the library. I never came out.

  • E.T. Review

    Tao Lin
    12/4/2025

    For a few hours I obsessed over this theory that the cartridges were buried in a landfill in Alamogordo.

  • Sad

    Anonymous
    11/3/2025

    I was feeling so sorry for myself because of the way that I felt. Awful.

  • Eugene Ionesco, On Writing, on Play, A Lecture (in translation*) October 17, 1978.

    Nora Wright
    10/14/2025

    Art is useless, but it is an indispensable uselessness.

  • I Haven’t Seen My Children in Months and I Couldn’t Be Happier

    Graham Carlson
    9/26/2025

    I spend all my time in complete focus, absolutely crushing my goals and growing my business and side hustles. Every. Single. Day.

  • Urine Prison

    Remi Dawns
    9/24/2025

    My cellmate and I shared a jar of urine.

  • Notes by the Guy Who Stands at the Exit of the Prison and Locks the Door

    Bill Kemmler
    9/23/2025

    It was the best job in the whole prison, I thought, standing there by the door, freeing people.

  • Prison: Chapter 1

    Sebastian Corvette
    9/18/2025

    In prison again. Fuck!!! This shit sucked donkey balls.

  • Ghostbusters (NES)

    Tao Lin
    9/10/2025

    I recently played a game for the NES called Ghostbusters.

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  • Sentenced Newsletter #15 — The Last Weekly Newsletter

    4/28/2026

    News, news, news… What is News?

  • Sentenced Newsletter #14 — A Serious Newsletter About Our Future

    4/21/2026

    Sentenced is preparing to enter a new era, and we need to explain it to you as clearly as possible.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #13 — Do you hate us?

    4/14/2026

    Wow. Um… We disavow.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #12 — New Interview, Obituary, and Editorial Statement!

    4/7/2026

    We’re really confused.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #11 — WARNING: BE VIGILANT TOMORROW!

    3/31/2026

    TRECHEROUS THINGS AWAIT ALL OF US.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #10 – RE: Cranny Boy’s Slander

    3/24/2026

    We’re not normal. We’re weird. We don’t fit in.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #9 – Oscars Wrap-Up! and Deposition

    3/17/2026

    Look, this is a bit of a long newsletter. We’re just warning you in advance.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #8 – Assault from All Directions…

    3/10/2026

    Speaking candidly, Fluke has gone crazy.

  • Sentenced Newsletter #7 – featuring a NEW POEM by RUBY CARR!

    3/3/2026

    Thank you so much, Ruby!

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