SUBMIT A SENTENCE
Hello. Thank you for scanning our QR code. We are Sentenced, a Marxist art collective churning out 90-95% of the creativity in our culture. We are looking for the funniest sentence written by anyone across all of human history so we can use it to change the world for the better. If you believe you can create such a sentence, or get even 1% there, we would love your submission.
Our editors, fellows, and newsletter members will be voting to determine the 25 funniest sentences which be published on our website. The person who wrote the most hilarious sentence will be rewarded with a grand total of $50.00! You can keep up with the competition by following @sentencedlit on Instagram or by joining our newsletter.